the crew

MONSIEUR DRBOIS, DIDER

occupation editor-in-chief

labels specialz, gadgetz and techz, guidez, masterpiece, film

status in cash, in lots and lots of cash... although may just be drunk

residence right over there, under that bridge

hates Facebook, Sony, Apple, UPS, political correctness, American English, timewasters, hybrid cars, when chips touch the burger and the EU

loves Morgan Freeman, Google, muscle cars, cowboy boots, bugger people about, BMW and the Z-5500

quote "Didn't you get the memo?" - Lucius Fox, The Dark Knight



DIDIER DRBOIS, MONSIEUR

occupation editor, assistant to editor-in-chief

labels pc gaming

status persona non grata in approximately 195 world's countries

residence a spiral-shaped lump of gases, liquids and solids with a Black Hole in the middle

hates console fanboys, multiplayer FPS fanboys, fanboys, Zuckerberg, Kotick, Ubisoft, Windows 7, chips and vinegar and the EU

loves pot, Plants vs Zombies, RPGs, BMW and the Z-5500

quote "Shit, shit, shit... what the shit?" - Joker, Mass Effect 2



DRBOIS, DIDIER MONSIEUR

occupation conspiracy theorist, editor, assistant to assistant to editor-in-chief

labels newz, snippetz, chartz

status laid-off, high

residence outside EU

hates Facebook, the EU, fascists, YouTubers, ads, The News Corp., greasy chips and the EU

loves Neuromancer, Terry Pratchett, beer, pot, anaesthetics, BMW and the Z-5500

quote "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - George Orwell, Animal Farm



MONSIEUR DIDIER DRBOIS

occupation copyright troll, editor, assistant to assistant to assistant to editor-in-chief

labels muzyk

status very, very pissed off at all the mother fuckers unwilling to pay my £20 a song

residence big fuck-off house on a massive fuck-off hill, with own airport and other fuck-off stuff I really fucking need to survive

hates Black Eyed Piss, Lars Ulrich, Justin Bieber, karaoke, record labels, where music is going, thick-cut chips and the EU

loves Depeche Mode, Tool, Dolby Digital, THX certification, BMW and the Z-5500

quote "Has Lars Ulrich always been a prick?" - Unknown



DIDIER MONSIEUR, DRBOIS

occupation HR manager, marketing and project manager, photographer, design editor, assistant to assistant to assistant to assistant to editor-in-chief

labels playstation, TV

status extremely busy with ongoing projects hated by the editorial

residence undisclosed take the metro to Business Bay, walk towards Burj Khalifa, second high-rise building on the right, apartment 405, feel free to pop by any time!

hates censorship, douchebags, being told wrong and being taken chips off own plate the PS3

loves the PS3 censorship, douchebags, being told wrong, being taken chips off own plate and the EU! completely fucking adores the EU!

quote "Fuck you, fuck them and fuck everybody who's got a problem with Mike Lowrey!" - Mike Lowrey, Bad Boys The Editor-in-Chief