10. speedball, slovak slut, Desert Eagle and some antibiotics
You better have some money on your all over the world-scattered accounts for this one. Speedball is a mix of heroin and cocaine and that certainly doesn't come cheap. Prices on some proper Desert "Respect Nigga" Eagles are not the lowest either and as soon as health insurance- so you have all the antibiotics you crave- comes into play, it's debit debit debit boy! And, oh yes, we're not too sure about that slovak strumpet of yours either.
9. LSD, ugly slut, M2A1-7 and a bag of shrooms
You do understand when somebody says "things get nasty", don't you? Well, welcome to the business where laundrette's got nothing to do with clothes, collateral damage is just another name for a clean job and where people get shot just about as often as they take a shit. Not the neatest kind of business, but in the end, you do understand when somebody says "things get nasty". With that kind of toys, we're pretty convinced you do.
8. crack, redhead slut, M16A4 and chewing tobacco
We do like redheads. I mean, we DO like redheads a lot. Redheads are good for you. And so we do like M16A4s. They're at least as good as them redheads if you ask us politely. What we are not so fond of is looking, well, disintegrated AND being alive. Your call, but don't you dare to say we haven't warned you!
7. pervitin, inner beauty slut, Glock 20 Automatic chased by white rum
Inner beauty is not exactly what the inside of your nose looks like after a few years of hoovering pervitin, is it? But don't despair, pepper the rum with a bit of marijuana and you will instantly forget everything including these "inner ugliness is outer beauty and vice versa" debates which we're sure you'll be having quite an unhealthy lot of. Just make sure that your gun isn't anywhere near at the time, a dead druglord is NOT a good druglord, let alone looking cool with a self-inflicted gaping hole in your face.
6. marijuana, jamaican slut, Steyr HS .50 and a splash of rum
Aaah, the mafioso caraibico di classe buongusto! Trust me, we KNOW good taste when we see it and although it makes you look a bit like on retirement, why should you give a shit? Unless you think that the Steyr's scope is pretty good to observe the night skies too. That'd just be pushing it.
5. vodka, blonde slut, CZ 74 SP-01 Tactical and some beer
It doesn't really has to be slovak as long as it's blonde and adequately dumb right? Right. Now take good care of laundering your hush money, garage full of BMWs, get out of jail free cards and of course your vodka bar. And if you want a little bit of advice, dual-wield those CZs, it looks much cooler!
4. tequila, mexican slut, AK-47 and a nice touch of cocaine
"I am the cream of average gangstaz" is what this cliched all over round-up of gangsta must-haves shouts at us. Although we're definitely NOT saying that if you are careful with your picks, it can not become a solid base of sweet tasting outlawed life in a villa out on the Mexican border. The choice is always yours.
3. glue, dirty slut, Panzerfaust 3 and regular doses of codeine
No doubt that dirty hookers, huffing glue and bazooka games can be a lot of true gentlemen's fun. Being on the top of the corrupt world with this sort of arsenal at your disposal however, comes at a price: headache. Keep up the codeine income to maintain a clear head and a tip-top form and you will eventually find yourself just fine, always back on top.
2. adrenochrome, goth slut, RT-2UTTH "Topol M" and a truck of vitamins
It doesn't really matter whether it is Al Capone, Al Pacino or Al Quaeda, it will ALWAYS be Al WHO? for you. A whip in hand, a finger on the trigger and a, hold on a second, bunny ears and a lizard tail? And say what? The Satan is coming to Earth? On a badass trike? Oh yes, we understand, we see. We'll leave you to it then.
1. heroin, smart slut, GAU-8 "Avenger" and a bit more heroin
As Vincent Vega would definitely approve, smart whores, massive guns and heroin do come well together. If you have one of these things, you're probably one happy motherfucker, but all three at the same time! If you mean business in the drugs and prostitution swamped underworld, if full uncompromised control AND eternal inner peace is what you seek, this is what you ultimately want. Don't forget to overshoot your heroin threshold from time to time, it helps to bear the rumpus the GAU-8 makes.
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No ammo has been wastefully fired, no sluts have been harmed and no drugs have been left over during or after the course of this project. We reserve the right to remain silent about what has been preceding it. The release date being the date of death of any pop stars is purely accidental. Very special thanks to r4713l.
1 comments:
you so craaaaaaaaazy. love the hooker looking chick
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